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If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your
telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first
place, you either married it or gave birth to it!
Children's Perspective on
Marriage
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"When somebody's been
dating for a while, the boy might propose to the
girl. He says to her, "I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids
and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me." Then she
says, "Yes," but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or
not. She can't wait to find out.
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HOW DOES A PERSON DECIDE WHOM
TO MARRY??
"You flip a nickel, and heads
means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one."
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find
somebody who's kinda tall and handsome."
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CONCERNING THE PROPER AGE TO
GET MARRIED
"Eighty-four, because at that
age, you don't have to work anymore, and
you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom."
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife."
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HOW DID YOUR MOM AND DAD
MEET??
"They were at a dance party at a
friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good
thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values."
"My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won't
tell me what kind."
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WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A
DATE??
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them
interested enough to go for a second date."
"Many dater's just eat pork chops and french fries and talk about love."
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WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS
SOMEONE??
"You should never kiss a girl
unless you have enough bucks to buy her
a ring and her own VCR, cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding."
"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees
you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for
a few hours."
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THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT
BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
"It's better for girls to be
single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them."
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need
that kind of trouble."
